• normal people: popular in real life
• weird people: popular on tumblr
• me: unpopular in real life and tumblr

mrpaulino:

Cheating on anyone is deeper than people realize, it destroys their outlook on love, their future relationships, and peace within themselves.

(via dirtylittlestylewhoree)

• Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
• Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
• Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
• Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
• Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
• Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
• Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
• Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
• Period: Yell at a puppy.